The Obzerver's definitions

Sperm Burn

When a guys sperm burns their partner's tongue because they had eaten so much spicy foods recently

I couldn't swallow last night, the sperm burn was so intense I spit it out right away

by The Obzerver April 16, 2021

Vagayonnaise

Tangy discharge produced by a womans vagina

Becky and I had sex on my couch last night and her vagayonnaise was all over me when we were done.

by The Obzerver April 13, 2021

Caliente Crop Dusting

When you fart while you are walking and you make the air around you warmer with said fart.

On a hot day use a caliente crop dusting on your worst enemy for a double punishment.

by The Obzerver April 16, 2021