Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The Obzerver

Sperm Burn

When a guys sperm burns their partner's tongue because they had eaten so much spicy foods recently

I couldn't swallow last night, the sperm burn was so intense I spit it out right away

Merch

When you fart while you are walking and you make the air around you warmer with said fart.

On a hot day use a caliente crop dusting on your worst enemy for a double punishment.

Merch

Becky and I had sex on my couch last night and her vagayonnaise was all over me when we were done.

Merch