alakazam wakabam hella jam

when ur on drugs and u think ur a magician

me: alakazam wakabam hella jam
girl: *skirt flies up*
me: hehe it worked baby

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

shoit

Used instead of "shi*". To make stuff PG clean.

Me- *stubs my toe* SHOIT!!
Friend- holy shoit man it's bleeding!!
Me- OW WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Friend- oh shit I can see the bones and organs!!!!!!
Me- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? GET ME IN A HOSPITAL!!AFAHPUSJ
Friend- AIGHT IM GOIN ALRIGHT???

by The Neighbour's Kid May 27, 2020

hell nah dawg

When your mate comes up with the worst idea possible in the current bad situation.

friend- yo let's break that glass and throw a rock at that barking dog
me- hell nah dawg, didn't u kno peta's watchin'?
friend- nah fam

by The Neighbour's Kid May 29, 2020