The Mysterious Hand's definitions

Potato Tree

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument

1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"

by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011

Goat's blood

A multi-purpose substance used for anything imaginable. Satanic rituals, cleaning windows, unclogging toilets, you name it.

Man, I thought I was screwed when I broke that window...but I just applied some goat's blood and it was all fine.

by The Mysterious Hand March 16, 2011

Venus Fly-trap

The act of your penis becoming caught within a dried out vagina.

"Damn she had a Venus Fly-trap, I'm glad it doesn't have teeth."

by The Mysterious Hand January 2, 2012

Pucker Winston

The act of taking the tip of one's nose inside another person's rectum, and clenching the cheeks with all your might.

While I was eating out my girlfriend from behind, I received a Pucker Winston.

by The Mysterious Hand January 2, 2011

Puefro

When your pubic hair is styled as a neat afro around your penis.

Dude your puefro looks like it's strangling the dragon!

by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011