The Muffin's definitions

bright eyes

A fantastic band fronted by Conor Oberst. A combination of country, folk, and indie. Not emo.

Silly Muffin: Bright Eyes is so emo it hurts.
Studly Muffin: Nay, imbecile.

by The Muffin July 28, 2008

nair

The equivalent of burning shit in a container. Leaves red splotches all over your legs and will burn off your finger nails if left on long enough.

"Nair is great! I only have to re-apply it 6 times and then I have something almost but not quite like razor burn."

by The Muffin July 28, 2008