2 definitions by The Motherfucking Gary Oak

microwave woman

Also known as cocktease. A woman who flirts with men and turn them on and doesn't give the pussy. Named after the microwave oven because, like it, she heats up but doesn't cook.

Prima: Yesterday, Jill made out with me, but she didn't allowed me to jam it in.

Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.

by The Motherfucking Gary Oak August 31, 2011

Risketos

A Spanish, cheese flavored snack that looks like ginger dreadlocks.

Yesterday I ate a bag of Risketos, and my fingers got all orange.

by The Motherfucking Gary Oak August 23, 2011