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Definitions by The Master Wisdom

Wizdizzle 

NOUN: A morning erection at least partially caused by the intense need to take a Wiz (urinate).
My girlfriend thought I was ready to get busy this morning but I had to explain to her that I just had a wizdizzle and had to take a wiz before making the beast with 2 backs.
Wizdizzle by The Master Wisdom November 23, 2010
What a male expells after sex whle taking a wiz!

The admixture of piss and semen.
Wizm is something that just happens; it's rarely spoken.
Wizm by The Master Wisdom November 23, 2010
The Wiz Attendant for the Wizroom. The Wizzar will not be found in average public Wizrooms. Wizars, Wizzars, Wiz Tenders are the attendants that pass out towels, cologn and other types of toiletries. Some times even chocolate.

Wizzars are found mostly in Executive, prominent and uppidy Wizrooms reserved for the SO-CALLED upper class.

Wizar, Wizzar also known as a Wiz-Tender person, usually one who keep piss in a jar in a freezer.
Wizar/Wizzar: Would you like a towel Sir?

Executive: Why yes I would. Do yo have those little bocks of cholcolates?

Wizar/Wizzar Attendant: I am sorry Sir, we are all out of chocolate today!

Executive: This is a very important issue I will most certainly bring to the CEO's attention!
Wizzar by The Master Wisdom November 21, 2010

Wiz Shiver 

The uncontrollable urge to shiver/shimmy while urinating/Wizing.

Mostly happens to males.
Larry made a real mess of the bathroom with his wiz shiver.
Wiz Shiver by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010

Wiz Clean 

The act of of cleaning the inside of a toilet bowl from lingering Kalifa/feces by direct Wiz/urination in subsequent visits to the restroom.

Bob: I took a huge Kalifa this morning that one flush couldn't quite erase. Luckily a Wiz Clean rectified the problem before my guests arrived.
Will: I need to make new friends, who are good at Wiz Cleaning..
Wiz Clean by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010

Wizateria 

A Wizroom/restroom, especially a men's Wizroom. Some what like every one is having a Wiz Fest!
Hey man, where's the Wizateria, I gotta take a kalifa and Wiz something mad?
Wizateria by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010

Wizgiggle 

A spasmodic release of Wiz/urine due to laughing uncontrollably.

To Wiz in one's pant by accident.
"A wizgiggle overpowered me as I tried not to fall off my chair laughing."

"Princesses always wizgiggled at me and even men did in the not so private Wizroom for being DUMB enough to by mega dick!"
Wizgiggle by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010