The Master Wisdom's definitions

Wiz Clean

The act of of cleaning the inside of a toilet bowl from lingering Kalifa/feces by direct Wiz/urination in subsequent visits to the restroom.

Bob: I took a huge Kalifa this morning that one flush couldn't quite erase. Luckily a Wiz Clean rectified the problem before my guests arrived.

Will: I need to make new friends, who are good at Wiz Cleaning..

by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010

Wizateria

A Wizroom/restroom, especially a men's Wizroom. Some what like every one is having a Wiz Fest!

Hey man, where's the Wizateria, I gotta take a kalifa and Wiz something mad?

by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010

Wizzduke

The word for shitting and pissing at the same time.

Often used like, 'Busting a wizzduke'.

John: "Fucking shit man I just busted a wizzduke"

Jesse: "This enrages my appetite"

by The Master Wisdom November 25, 2010

Wizm

What a male expells after sex whle taking a wiz!

The admixture of piss and semen.

Wizm is something that just happens; it's rarely spoken.

by The Master Wisdom November 23, 2010

Wiz Shiver

The uncontrollable urge to shiver/shimmy while urinating/Wizing.

Mostly happens to males.

Larry made a real mess of the bathroom with his wiz shiver.

by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010

Wizgiggle

A spasmodic release of Wiz/urine due to laughing uncontrollably.

To Wiz in one's pant by accident.

"A wizgiggle overpowered me as I tried not to fall off my chair laughing."

"Princesses always wizgiggled at me and even men did in the not so private Wizroom for being DUMB enough to by mega dick!"

by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010

Wizpoopin

When one successfully performs a #1/Kalifa and #2/Wiz simultaneously or in the same toilet seating session.

"Sorry, I missed you when you called. I was wizpoopin."

by The Master Wisdom November 17, 2010