Definitions by The Maddog

Cocketition 

When 2 competing males whip out their dongs in order to complete the courtship display and win the affections of the female subject. The winner is said to be the cockchampion

"oh fuck dave and brad just whipped out their dongs"
"damn there is some intense cocketition going on now dude"
"oh shit watch out they're about to lock horns"

Cocketition by The maddog October 7, 2008

Park the Carcass 

verb-
1. To sit.

"arh get the fuck out of the way rory it's time to park the carcass" -kelsee
madden "hahahahahLOLOLOLOLhahahahah"

Park the Carcass by The Maddog October 7, 2008