The Lois Lane's definitions

Pandemic pounds

The weight you gain from excess food, and alcohol, while sheltering in place during a worldwide pandemic.

Dude, while staying at home during the pandemic’s shelter in place, I have consumed so much food, and adult beverages, I’ve gained 10 pandemic pounds!

by The Lois Lane June 4, 2020

Bunker bitch

45, scared out of his wits, and hiding in a bunker during protests, like the bunker bitch he is.

The protesters got close to the White House, and 45, the pussy that he is, hid in his bunker. What a Bunker Bitch!

by The Lois Lane June 2, 2020