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Happy John
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Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or
coworkers
. This may involve dry
anal rape
, kidnaping, or
grand theft
.
I can not believe he
did the Happy
John to me by
putting
that box
cutter in my butt.
Happy John
by
The Lar
November 21, 2019
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