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Happy John
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Happy John Someone who gets sadistic
pleasure
by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This
may
involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand
theft
.
I can not
believe
he did the Happy John to me by putting that box
cutter
in
my butt
.
Happy John
by
The Lar
November 21, 2019
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