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Happy
John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his
friends
or coworkers. This
may
involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.
I can not believe he did the
Happy
John to me by putting that box
cutter
in my
butt
.
Happy John
by
The Lar
November 21, 2019
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