1 definition by The Kept Woman
n. a person who does everything more beautifully, easily and stress-free than you...and even if she doesn't she'll lie and say she does
n. one who is always overly-happy and never admits to facing failures or challenges
n. one who is always overly-happy and never admits to facing failures or challenges
All the Janes in my life have their babies in three pushes and leave the hosptital wearing their size 3 jeans.
This Jane in my neighborhood always has homemade cookies and fresh-squeezed lemonade for snacks as opposed to my packaged Goldfish and juice boxes.
"That's fabulous! I can't wait to get their files!" exclaimed the Jane in the office next door genuinely as she took on three extra clients in addition to her already packed 80 hour work week.
This Jane in my neighborhood always has homemade cookies and fresh-squeezed lemonade for snacks as opposed to my packaged Goldfish and juice boxes.
"That's fabulous! I can't wait to get their files!" exclaimed the Jane in the office next door genuinely as she took on three extra clients in addition to her already packed 80 hour work week.
by The Kept Woman May 2, 2007