Definitions by The Juggernaught

Near Snuffkin Experience 

When one performs the act of Blumpkin, nearly dies, has to be resuscitated and survives, living to tell the tale.

Granddad: Hey did I ever tell you kids about my Near Snuffkin Experience?

Grandchild: No, please do go on.

Near Snuffkin Experience by The Juggernaught November 1, 2009