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Bear Mikey

A Bear's body with Mikey's Face on it. This combination creates a more aggressive bear especially when food is invlolved. Known for nearly mauling to death hikers and campers that are in possession of twinkies.

Bear - Large Strong Animal with great sense of smell for food.

Mikey - Wants to eat and or roll over everything.

Bear + Mikey = BEAR-MIKEY
1: "Yesterday, in the newspaper i saw an article about a guy getting mauled by Bear Mikey."

2: "I feel bad for that guy, he must've had some twinkies on him if he got attacked by Bear Mikey
by The Jihad Squad March 9, 2010
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Gaytarded

When a person becomes so gay/homosexual, they actually become retarded.
"Dude, Mac is seriously gaytarded."
by The Jihad Squad December 15, 2009
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