The Jesus Room's definitions

Seven

When a man skank tells his woman that his junk is an oversized seven inches. Often a tool used during sexting.

7 inches 2 inches wide :)

My cock is more vast than the seven seas.

That was just one time!

by The Jesus Room June 16, 2011

Nom Nom

When an Asian engages in intercourse with another person and/or object

Hey! Quit Nom Nomming with that fat chick!

He got his Nom Nom on with the dog yesterday.

by The Jesus Room June 16, 2011

Diseased kissing

When one believes that STDs can be caught via kissing

...... diseased kissing??

by The Jesus Room June 16, 2011

rearrangement

to reassemble an older woman's breast during school hours

"Alex rearranged Mrs. D's nipples yesterday in the janitor's closet," said Meagan to Jacob.

"Attention! Alex to the front office! Mrs. D needs assistance with some rearrangement."

by The Jesus Room June 16, 2011