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Typopotamus

A typo so huge, it can change everything.
Thanks to my mom's typopotamus on my birth certificate, I never learned how to read. Taelyr said, with a tear in her eye.

When you meant to type Hi, How are you? But typed Fuck Off, instead. Classic typopotamus.
by The Jackel 2003 April 25, 2019
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Lego Eye

Condition when, after building legos for an extended period of time, all of the loose pieces begin to look the same.
I said I needed a four-long green brick; this is a two-long red one?!
Sorry, we've been building this damn thing for so long, I think I've got Lego Eye.
by The Jackel 2003 January 10, 2011
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interneternity

A period of time spanning from the second something is posted online, until the complete and total annihilation of the entire universe. Maybe longer.
Did you really post that pic of your ass boil? You might as well embrace celibacy.

Nah, it’s just for interneternity. I may still get laid a few thousand lives from now.
by The Jackel 2003 June 28, 2019
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