Definitions by The Internal Alchemist

Cheese Paper 

Another term for panty liners, specifically those worn during the course of a yeast infection. Other causes of cheese paper may include the following: ovulation, vaginal leakage/discharge, male deposits and poor hygiene.

Upon spying her cheese paper, Otis threw down his monster burger and queasily evacuated both her dwelling and his bowels.

Cheese Paper by The Internal Alchemist October 16, 2008

French Crueller 

The act of reaming/stretching a sphincter and "glazing" it with crème de l'homme.

Striving for the elite "Baker's Dozen", Pierre left his lover with yet another French Crueller.

French Crueller by The Internal Alchemist October 16, 2008