The Internal Alchemist's definitions

French Crueller

The act of reaming/stretching a sphincter and "glazing" it with crème de l'homme.

Striving for the elite "Baker's Dozen", Pierre left his lover with yet another French Crueller.

by The Internal Alchemist October 16, 2008

Cheese Paper

Another term for panty liners, specifically those worn during the course of a yeast infection. Other causes of cheese paper may include the following: ovulation, vaginal leakage/discharge, male deposits and poor hygiene.

Upon spying her cheese paper, Otis threw down his monster burger and queasily evacuated both her dwelling and his bowels.

by The Internal Alchemist October 16, 2008