The Impossible Kid's definitions

nail oneself

verb - to masturbate

"Dude, if you can't get a girl tonight just go home and nail oneself.

by The Impossible Kid March 4, 2008

jaydee

noun - a man who lives life to the fullest with disregard of work or school responsibilities.

verb - to delay or purposely procrastinate something so that life can be lived.

Dude, there were too many concerts going on, so I had to jaydee that test. I'm just trying to be a jaydee in life.

by The Impossible Kid February 13, 2008