Lebron James's mother and Delonte West's milf
Lebron: I'm taking my talents to South Beach with Dwyane Wade.
Delonte: I'm taking mine to Boston with Gloria James.
Delonte: I'm taking that bitch back like your hairline.
The bomb threat capital of the world. Located in Lakeland, FL
Guy 1: Can you believe Florida State had a bomb theat?
Guy 2: It must've been a Lake Gibson High School graduate.
Exercise machine that doesn't work, but makes a great sex chair, especially with the girl on top. The farther he bends, the deeper it goes.
Me and my girl did it on the ab lounge last night