The Horizontal Tango Jangler's definitions

caroling danker

A hipster with a bad attitude problem during christmas. Also known to the layman as a christmas dick, or a doobie smasher.

Bruh, check out that caroling danker, he's so ratchet in his light-up sweater and hipster onesie.

by The Horizontal Tango Jangler September 9, 2016