The Holy Mackerel's definitions

Snarch

That one crunchy,gangrene-coulred mutant chip found in every bag of patato chips.

"Damn, man! I bit into that durn ol' snarch chip! Taste like frozen skoal!"

by The Holy Mackerel March 2, 2010

fuck fumes

The pungent, horribly sweaty smelling stank odour caused from the friction of making love.

"You should have smelled the fuck fumes cascading out of Pete's room last night!"

by The Holy MAckerel March 3, 2010