Definitions by The Holy MAckerel

fuck fumes 

The pungent, horribly sweaty smelling stank odour caused from the friction of making love.

"You should have smelled the fuck fumes cascading out of Pete's room last night!"

fuck fumes by The Holy MAckerel March 3, 2010

Snarch 

That one crunchy,gangrene-coulred mutant chip found in every bag of patato chips.

"Damn, man! I bit into that durn ol' snarch chip! Taste like frozen skoal!"

Snarch by The Holy Mackerel March 2, 2010