2 definition by The Holy Lord Of Bacon

"69"
"Haha. I am laughing because it is the funny sex number"

Person 1: *screaming*
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!