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Definitions by The Growler

Captain Spam 

Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!
"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."

"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"

"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"
Captain Spam by The Growler September 8, 2014

Rough as your mother 

Used to describe how extremely rough and hungover one feels and is typically a response when asked by a friend or stranger with a sense of humor.
Q: How are you feeling after last night?

A: As rough as your mother!