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Definitions by The Groperian Ocelot

booblightenment 

The state of being when one has touched enough boobs in his or her lifetime to divide by zero and destroy the universe.
"What happened to the universe?

"Haven't you heard? Alex reached booblightenment."

"Wow. That sucks. I just started to enjoy living, too."

"I guess we shouldn't have brought him to that party...or that funeral...or that bar-mitzvah..."

"Or that daycare center."