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Definitions by The Grimm Reaper

Chlamydia Shorts 

Skanky, ripped, short shorts that signify a woman is morally loose and likely an incubator of a sexually-transmitted disease, especially chlamydia.
That party was full of slutty chicks, rocking their chlamydia shorts and spray-tans.

pine tar necklace 

When a cheating baseball pitcher ejaculates on your chest.
Michael Pineda may have blown the save, but his girlfriend didn't complain when he gave her a pine tar necklace.

owl's head 

To give a blowjob with big googly eyes.
Sheila gave the Congressman Owl's Head in the wine bar's bathroom, and he got off, looking down at her big, googly eyes.
owl's head by The Grimm Reaper January 25, 2014