Catbarrassed

(Kat-bear’-assed)

The ashamed look your cat gives you, followed by their immediate egress (typically in a slinking manner), while looking back at least twice to determine if you’re laughing at them or not. This always follows your observation of them doing something completely stupid that leads to them falling off a piece of furniture hilariously, go sliding off a table or other surface they jumped onto with too much force, or having the shit slapped out of them by another cat.
Man did you see how catbarrassed Oscar was then he bailed out of here? He totally misjudged the length of that table. He’s so catupid!
by The Great Putzini August 20, 2023
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Undecendies

When a woman categorically displays or in some explicit way exhibits masculine traits either physically, emotionally, or philosophically.

In reference to the fact that their physical appearance or behaviour suggests that they are actually carrying a set of undicsovered, undecended, testicles in their body. That their concealed testicles has caused their appearance or behaviour to be overtly masculine.
"Yo Sam, you gotta admit, the way your wife farts and burps like a dude when she be drinking, she definitely has a set of undecendies."
by The Great Putzini August 15, 2019
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