The alternate universe counterpart of R. Kelly where he becomes a pirate and eats your dad instead of becoming your dad and eating a pirate.
by The Great Greasemongerer July 13, 2019
Crungo is the paramortal entity that manifests in order to play "Crungo Find". Its true motives are unknown, along with most information about it. All that is known is that Crungo has the advantage in Crungo Find and that you can't hide from him. If he finds you, you lose. If you find him, you don't lose.
Person 1: "Hey, we should play Crungo Find!"
Person 2: "No, I don't want to."
Person 1: "It's not your choice. Crungo is in control now."
Person 2: "No, I don't want to."
Person 1: "It's not your choice. Crungo is in control now."
by The Great Greasemongerer April 24, 2018