The Great Greasemongerer's definitions

Robert "ARR" Kelly

The alternate universe counterpart of R. Kelly where he becomes a pirate and eats your dad instead of becoming your dad and eating a pirate.

Robert "ARR" Kelly is still at large after all this time, and is showing no signs of slowing down.

by The Great Greasemongerer July 13, 2019

Crungo

Crungo is the paramortal entity that manifests in order to play "Crungo Find". Its true motives are unknown, along with most information about it. All that is known is that Crungo has the advantage in Crungo Find and that you can't hide from him. If he finds you, you lose. If you find him, you don't lose.

Person 1: "Hey, we should play Crungo Find!"
Person 2: "No, I don't want to."
Person 1: "It's not your choice. Crungo is in control now."

by The Great Greasemongerer May 29, 2018