The Goon Squad's definitions

Goonbag

Goonbag is not just a noun, it's a lifestyle. A goon bag is a person who has no job, doesn't wear shoes, often covered in sand, doesn't go to class, and of course drinks heaps of goon like its fucking water. A goonbag has no money but still blows it all at the casino usually forcing them to eat chicken and cheeses for all three meals. A goonbag BYO's goon to everything they do and solve all of their problems by drinking

Yo those goonbags are always keen to get gooned

by The Goon Squad October 29, 2012

Goonfaced

The retarded level of drunken unawareness caused by drinking a excessive amounts of goon

I got so goonfaced last night i woke up in the grass face down in another city

by The Goon Squad October 29, 2012