The Goochie King's definitions

The "R"

The "R" is described as when a fat person's thighs rub together repeatedly for a long period of time. This results in waddling, sore legs and/or balls, and a moderate to severe rash between the legs.

Bwin, do you have the "R"? You're waddling all over the place...

by The Goochie King July 20, 2009

GOOCHIES!

the process of thrusting your fingers into one other's ribs or side and yelling GOOCHIES!

"GOOCHIES!"

"Aw man, not the Goochies..."

by The Goochie King July 20, 2009