2 definitions by The God-Emperor
The statement one makes when one sees a burning beacon of raw sexuality or other similarly attractive object to which they would gladly administer a sound fucking.
*fine piece of ass walks by*
Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.
SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.
SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.
SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.
SHAM 1-3: *glare*
Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.
SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.
SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.
SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.
SHAM 1-3: *glare*
by The God-Emperor April 12, 2008
Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!
1: I've got a dead baby joke.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
by The God-Emperor April 12, 2008