Definitions by The Glocktopus

Pollywocket 

A gibberish term to describe a dim-witted fool who's objectively incorrect about something

Person 1: I for one believe vaccines cause autism
Person 2: Whatever you say, ya biscuit brained pollywocket

Pollywocket by The Glocktopus March 26, 2023

Factishoist 

The title for that one guy who knows a ton of random useless facts in most friend groups

Why does our group's Factishoist know so much about squid dicks?

Factishoist by The Glocktopus September 20, 2022