public eggsecution

Publicly shaming shameful behavior by throwing eggs at the offender
At happy hour last night, Fred quipped tongue-in-cheek that the University City community planning committee should be publicly eggsecuted for putting up all that hideous street "art" (if you can call it that) all along Governor Drive. Everyone there agreed with him. I wanted to know what all the fuss was about so I took a stroll this morning to check it out. Oh my, I absolutely see why he would call for public eggsecution. I wasn't given a vote on it, were you? Was anyone in the community? The word HIDEOUS is as close a descriptor as it gets but still doesn't do it justice. I hope the community rises up to have those giant tribal-looking popsicle sticks taken down. What a blight on our little community's main thoroughfare! Blechhh! Take them down!
by The Gideon Lion June 22, 2022
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Cogito, ergo sim

"I think, therefore simulation"

A spin off Rene Descartes cogito argument, "Cogito ergo sim" suggests we are living in a post-singularity simulation at a time in the sim before the singularity happens.
A: "Do you think we are living in base reality or is this interactive 3-D experience a simulation?"
B: "Cogito, ergo sim."
by The Gideon Lion August 09, 2020
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Cave Dank

The recognizable, unique smell in a night club that blasts you in the face when you enter. It's a cocktail aroma of perfume, cologne, breath, alcohol, smoke, soapy sweat, body odor, and pheromones -- all mixed together and cooled by the A/C that blows it throughout the enclosed space and out the front door.
The powerful stench of cave dank emanates from every night club on 5th and E St.
by The Gideon Lion July 30, 2021
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A parody of "sudden adult death syndrome" that suggests there is no such thing as SADS, but that in fact adults are dropping dead as a result of being vaxxed.
A: Did you hear that John died of sudden adult death syndrome?
B: More like he died of sudden "I doubt" death syndrome.
by The Gideon Lion June 23, 2022
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Devs

God's mind. A place where humans only appear to have free will but in fact do not. A place where every human action is predetermined as if we are on "tram tracks".

From the FX miniseries Devs written by Alex Garland, "Devs" is an alternate spelling of "Deus" using the Latin "v" as "u", meaning God.
I'm telling you man, this place is Devs! Free will is only an illusion.

At first I thought everything was a coincidence or a result of random probability, but now I'm starting to think we're living in Devs.
by The Gideon Lion August 10, 2020
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clear pilled

The final phase of awareness of the human condition. The peace of mind you experience when you accept that no matter what crumbles and falls around you in this world due to the corruption and degeneracy of Man, you are the master of your own mind and your soul belongs to God.

Deriving from the Matrix universe, clear pilled is the state of peace that comes with total awareness. It is the step after black pilled; black pilled is the step after red pilled; and red pilled is the step after blue pilled. Blue pilled is living in ignorance, oblivious to the fact that you are a mental slave, totally brainwashed and unaware that your thoughts are not your own. In a blue pilled state, you have strong passionate feelings about things you know nothing or very little about while blindly believing you do. You are a useful idiot, inured to the system, the product of thought control and psychological operations against you. In a red pilled state, your eyes have opened to this and you begin to see the truth of your condition and through the illusions set up to deceive you. You then embark on the journey down the rabbit hole, which ultimately leads you to the next phase of being black pilled -- the cynicism that comes with realizing that the sinister forces working against you are too great, the fall was set in motion too long ago, and there is no hope for your condition because the vast majority of the masses are far too blue pilled.

But there is.
Most people are blue pilled, some are red pilled, fewer are black pilled, and fewer still are clear pilled.
by The Gideon Lion October 21, 2019
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