Snuggie

Noun: A Utopian blanket, which resembles a backwards robe in appearance.

Snuggies are made for the comfort of almost every living organism on the planet, uniting all on earth in warm,cozy cocoons. Snuggies are often associated with the occult or Communism.
Not to be confused with Snookie from Jersey Shore.
Greg: Hey man that Snuggie you're wearing looks pretty comfy, where can I get one?

Tom: You must ask the magical faeries to spin you one from magic thread.

Greg:Um, what faeries?

Tom:Wait, don't you see the little people flying around? They're everywhere.

Greg: Um, okay...
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besquanch

To be more baffled than your average baffled person
Markelle blocked my whooping! I felt so besquanched. he got the ass whooping of a lifetime after that
by The Ghost of Noah Webster November 11, 2018
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