Definitions by The Ghost of Crispix-Past

crispix 

to crispix, verb.
Strapping a small, defensless animal (preferably a rodent) into a toy vehicle and chucking said vehicle down a flight of stairs.

My little brother crispixed his hamster, and it was twitching for three days!

crispix by The Ghost of Crispix-Past July 16, 2003