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Meme-maw

An older woman (age 50 plus) who constantly overshares memes on social media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.)
Have you seen how many different times Sheila has posted a version of the Kermit drinking Lipton tea meme on her Facebook lately? That woman is a Meme-maw!
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Mid-shittance

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.
My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.
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