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Penencephalon

Medicalised version of penis brain derived from dickhead. Literally a fusion of penis and encephalon.
“You remember when Larry trod on the cat and knocked the drinks table over?”
“Yep. He’s a penencephalon alright!”
by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021
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cambimoron

An idiotic Oxbridge UK politician who studied at Cambridge rather than Oxford
If Ken Clarke wasn’t so sharp he’d be a good example of a Cambimoron.
by The Fat Welshman November 15, 2022
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pisscrete

The kind of concrete stained by years of being peed on by drunks and scallies like that found in multi-storey car parks and council flat stairwells.
Although it was dark as Kevin climbed the stairs he knew what sort of place it was by the odour of pisscrete in the cold air.
by The Fat Welshman April 23, 2022
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anocubital dissociation

Fancy way of saying that someone’s arse (ass) is not connected to their elbow - derived from the saying that some idiotic person “can’t tell his arse from his elbow”.
Tom’s really stupid! Yeah I know - he has anocubital dissociation.
by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021
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