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A type of annoying youth who speeds up and down inland waterways in an inflatable boat with an outboard motor scattering ducks, disturbing other boats and behaving in an excited possibly drug induced frenzied manner. Similar to lads who ride around housing estates on unlicensed off road motorcycles.
Did you seem them aquascrotes? That feller with the pitchfork sorted them!
by The Fat Welshman August 6, 2022
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Slang from the guerrilla war in Zimbabwe for white Rhodesians who left for South Africa. Also a euphemism for dying.
You know that bank robber shot by the police?
Yeah?
He’s taking the gap.
by The Fat Welshman August 18, 2022
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The kind of concrete stained by years of being peed on by drunks and scallies like that found in multi-storey car parks and council flat stairwells.
Although it was dark as Kevin climbed the stairs he knew what sort of place it was by the odour of pisscrete in the cold air.
by The Fat Welshman April 23, 2022
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Medicalised version of penis brain derived from dickhead. Literally a fusion of penis and encephalon.
“You remember when Larry trod on the cat and knocked the drinks table over?”
“Yep. He’s a penencephalon alright!”
by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021
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