gob on stilts

A loudmouth, someone who habitually says it like it is and some. Also implies a gossipy context to whatever is announced.
Probably Lancashire dialect or urban slang.
Your mate Tom is a bit of a gob on stilts isn’t he!
by The Fat Welshman January 11, 2021
mugGet the gob on stiltsmug.

tarpophilia

A perversion or paraphilia involving tarpaulin fabric. Facetiously someone who borrows tarpaulins and never returns them.
I never saw that tarp again.

No that girl is a real tarpophiliac!
by The Fat Welshman November 15, 2022
mugGet the tarpophiliamug.

Penencephalon

Medicalised version of penis brain derived from dickhead. Literally a fusion of penis and encephalon.
“You remember when Larry trod on the cat and knocked the drinks table over?”
“Yep. He’s a penencephalon alright!”
by The Fat Welshman February 08, 2021
mugGet the Penencephalonmug.

cambimoron

An idiotic Oxbridge UK politician who studied at Cambridge rather than Oxford
If Ken Clarke wasn’t so sharp he’d be a good example of a Cambimoron.
by The Fat Welshman November 15, 2022
mugGet the cambimoronmug.