facebook hypocrite

a person who says they will never have a social networking profile and then gets one.

Suri:"Hey, did you hear Lucas got a facebook?"
Shiloh:"Really?, what a facebook hypocrite"
Suri:"I know"

by The Fantastic October 18, 2008

Metal Zits

A person with numerous face piercings

"Kimberly's Face was disgusting with all those Metal Zits"
"Oh yes, and did you see that one Metal Zit on Nicole's Chin"

by The Fantastic April 12, 2008