Pyjama Penis

n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.
Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 01, 2022
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Fuck Knuckle

n, a noun to describe the type of person who upon seeing you immediately want to fuck right in the face with your knuckle,

v, a Fuck Knuckle is a person who would benefit from having their face rearranged on a permanent basis using only a fist
Sean: "Jo do you see that Fuck Knuckle across the street?"

Jo: "Yeah go put his face in a new shape, He's a Fuck Knuckle!"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 26, 2019
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