The Fairy Sesh Mother's definitions

Progressive Snail

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail

Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 17, 2019

Cock sneeze

a, an adjective to describe a man who is a bit of a dick. The kinda guy who you want to slap good looking but it would take too much time. He is a cock sneeze.

Julie "John your such a cock sneeze!"

John "yeah Julie i know..."

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022