The Evil Dorito's definitions

Cock Boggling

When a girl is giving a blowjob and gargles on it whilst moving it around her mouth.

Andy "Hey have you heard about Abi's blow job skills?"
Mark "Yeah I heard she's is keen on Cock Boggling! Everyone enjoys a boggling from time to time."
Andy "Too right, she's a top notch boggler!"

by The Evil Dorito March 26, 2016

Nugget

Small pieces of shit that look like little cats poos, usually have fell down the leg of someone doing a bad job of holding in a shit.

Nicky "Hey Andy have those nuggets fell out the bottom of your trousers, or is it a cat poo?"
Andy "That's just the cats poo"
Nicky "OK... but, we don't have a cat....."

by The Evil Dorito January 16, 2016