67 definition by The Dude

A person who has a total of 0 friends.
Andrew Novits is a prime example.
by The Dude July 31, 2004

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A Rubberband one wears around their wrist that when broken requires a good night of sweaty fun with the person who breaks it. (used at college campus's in the summer)
Joe slammed Gina after breaking her Sex Bracelet.
by The Dude October 19, 2003

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an ACE person often hairy with a sexy beard
"i wish i was a boove"
by the dude March 30, 2005

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literally means shit. i think its in german.
i busted a shyza at school today. it was quite messy.

oh SHYZA i forgot to FLUSH AFTERWARDS!
by the DUde October 26, 2004

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not being very relaxed or not laid-back; stressed
You're being very un-dude.
by The Dude December 17, 2003

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1. The state of abstaining from illegal drugs, booze, tobacco and premiscous sex (last is up for debate). Started with Minor Threat.

2. A cornerstone of the Hardcore music scene (hXc) where the gang mentality and that smug "I'm Better Than You" attitude dominates a good amount of edgers. A good thing until scenesters fucked it up.
1. Nah, I don't want any. I'm straight edge.

2. Fuck off, I don't poison my body with that shit (sucker punches the guy).
by The Dude February 15, 2005

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a move in which semen is whipped across a womens face. a man does the girl doggy style, spits on her back so she thinks he blew his load then taps her on the shoulder, when she turns around, the semen that he has ejaculated into his hand is slapeed across her face.
Daren nailed tina with a slapshot!!! she was pissed!
by The dude January 06, 2005

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