The Dirtbag's definitions

palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013

CMOS

In Mexican pornography, the phrase most often used is "¡Sí, Más!"

¡Sí, Más! = Yes, More!

Not to be confused with CMOS; which is an acronym used in the field of electronics.

CMOS = Complimentary-Symmetry Metal Oxide Semiconductor.

Mexican porn dialogue: "¡Sí, Más!"

Electronics Enthusiasts as an audiance: "Wow!--They're practicing on CMOS circuitry!"

Background Laughter: "LOL"

by The Dirtbag November 8, 2013