Shwuck

The dude was a totally shwuck. It\'s no wonder his clothes were shweck.
by The Dean C April 26, 2005
mugGet the Shwuckmug.

Shwock

1. To hit someone in the balls with a large object.
I Shwocked Maco cause his pants were shweck and he refused to buy new ones.
by The Dean C April 26, 2005
mugGet the Shwockmug.