Definitions by The Dartmouth Kid
douche baggins
A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.
douche baggins by The Dartmouth Kid August 17, 2011
Quag
A quag is a usually painful, violent expulsion of gas from one's penis. Quags usually only happen to transiet phillipino hookers, so be sure to watch for that next time you're out on the town.
Quag by The Dartmouth Kid July 8, 2011