The Darb's definitions

gnarly mother

A male in their 40's that must have 2 of the following traits,

1. Must be missing at least 2 teeth(one must be in the front).
2. Does not have to don a mullet.
3. Facial hair must be present(hair should not be trimmed since highschool).
4. Has either owned/operate a meth lab.
5. Tattos on neck/head.
6. Has a permanent tan.
7. Works for some type of construction company in Pa. Prefers the masonry/concrete field.

Shawn "Dude I was at Wal-mart last night and there was this gnarly mother in line buying some sudafed."
Brett "He was probably smurphing for the season."

by The Darb June 6, 2009

San Francisco snowblower

When a man gives oral to another man,takes his seman and spits it all over his stomach/chest.

I heard Bill gave the boss a San Francisco snowblower to keep his job.

by The Darb June 3, 2009