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N. It is a patent pending theoretical medical device used to change rectal dissertation and irritation amongst

Men in there mid life crisis.

;Could also be used for purging copper waterlines.

V. Describes someone who’s both irritating and pleasantly refreshing when brushing teeth.
N. Bob decided to use his Flankrod after he ate his cousins crab tapenade while he was visiting because Bob’s stomach was feeling upset.

Daryl’s step mom was watching him brush his teeth and felt like she was being a flankrod, but just decided to ignore her weird habits.
Flankrod by The Cursed Cowboy April 20, 2026
A person who has the highest degree of amazingness. She has the biggest heart and the most beautiful eyes on the planet. You could just melt when looking into those sweet chocolatey brown eyes of hers. She could also be the love of your life when she enjoys your company and be the most faithful best friend. Alyssa’s can also be a good luck charm if you happen to make the acquaintance with this special human. On the other hand, If you get on her bad side she will still forgive you because Alyssa's are such an Extravagant human being.
Guy 3:Is That the famous is Alyssa?

Guy 1: Wow! Look at at her go!

Guy 2: Who is she!?

Guy 3: That’s Alyssa.
Alyssa by The Cursed Cowboy November 29, 2019