Lunkard

N. a snobby douchebag with characteristics of a lunk
that fatass lunkard is really pissing me off
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Lunk

N. a slobby hunk of gelataneous filth
V. to lay around lazily consuming often unhealthy and harmful processed foods, such as Twinkies, while being generally unproductive and useless
to lunk around
lunk dick
faggot lunker
lazy lunk of junk
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