Urban Dictionary: Definitions by The Crafty Otter

spready kruger

When someone bends over and you are haunted in your dreams by what you've seen.

My god did you see that OF model spready kruger?

Technological Transmitted Disease. When you get hooked into a technology and have to spread the joy to others. Considered technological herpes.

I've been using "Alexa" for a while and am completely hooked! Going to pass this TTD to my friends.

TTD by The Crafty Otter December 28, 2017

When your partner is so proficient at performing fellatio and has a long enough tongue to lick our anus, taint, and scrotum at the same time.

I've heard that Beth's tongue is so long she can have the full flavor profile.