Definitions by The Crabman

Besqueat 

To be in the act of squatting above an object or person.
Besqueat is the verb, besquat the past tense and of course on a wider scale you would say besqueation. For example; There shall be a great besqueation on this day.

Kelbert awoke in the night, unawares... Only to find that I was besqueat him, with my nuts on his forehead.

Besqueat by The Crabman August 11, 2014

Doglip 

A person who, possibly due to retardedness, or other genetic misfortune, has a floppy saliva drenched bottom lip. Usually found in common suburban bars or on public transport.

Dude, get a load of the doglip there, he's trying to talk to that lady and spitting all over her.

Doglip by The Crabman March 27, 2009