The Crabman's definitions

Doglip

A person who, possibly due to retardedness, or other genetic misfortune, has a floppy saliva drenched bottom lip. Usually found in common suburban bars or on public transport.

Dude, get a load of the doglip there, he's trying to talk to that lady and spitting all over her.

by The Crabman March 27, 2009

Besqueat

To be in the act of squatting above an object or person.
Besqueat is the verb, besquat the past tense and of course on a wider scale you would say besqueation. For example; There shall be a great besqueation on this day.

Kelbert awoke in the night, unawares... Only to find that I was besqueat him, with my nuts on his forehead.

by The Crabman August 11, 2014