The Cockmeister 's definitions

Urban Redneck

A person who has redneck interests, but is afraid to leave the city.

I'm an urban redneck! I love going to the shooting range to shoot my guns, and watch NASCAR on TV, but I can't leave the city limits or else I won't get good cell phone reception.

by The Cockmeister April 4, 2011

Cockromise

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, but she doesn't, so she gives you a blowjob or handjob instead.

Like compromise, but involving sex.

Hun, since you don't want to have sex tonight, can we agree to cockromise?

by The Cockmeister November 20, 2017