Definitions by The Cockmeister

Cockromise 

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, but she doesn't, so she gives you a blowjob or handjob instead.

Like compromise, but involving sex.

Hun, since you don't want to have sex tonight, can we agree to cockromise?

Cockromise by The Cockmeister November 20, 2017

Urban Redneck 

A person who has redneck interests, but is afraid to leave the city.

I'm an urban redneck! I love going to the shooting range to shoot my guns, and watch NASCAR on TV, but I can't leave the city limits or else I won't get good cell phone reception.

Urban Redneck by The Cockmeister April 4, 2011