Urban Redneck

A person who has redneck interests, but is afraid to leave the city.
I'm an urban redneck! I love going to the shooting range to shoot my guns, and watch NASCAR on TV, but I can't leave the city limits or else I won't get good cell phone reception.
by The Cockmeister March 19, 2011
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Cockromise

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, but she doesn't, so she gives you a blowjob or handjob instead.

Like compromise, but involving sex.
Hun, since you don't want to have sex tonight, can we agree to cockromise?
by The Cockmeister November 21, 2017
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