Fifthia

The word " fifthia" is a slang used in Pakistan for people who believe every good thing in Pakistan is happening due to army and bad thing due to civilians. They also believe everyone who is speaking truth is ghaddar or victim of fifth generation warfare or hybrid warfare. The word fifthia emerge from the combination of English word 'fifth" and Punjabi word " Chutia"..
Fifthias Got their inspiration from allama zaid Hamid and army pages on social media. Fifthias are usually under age kids or people with no political awareness and with not a strong historical and religious background of nation States and modern civilized world.
Fifthias consider everyone ghaddar except army and boot lickers. Also they believe pak army will conquer Kashmir and whole India one day if all budget and government is given to them ( tho they are only conquering Plots and businesses as they have justification " our men died for country so we can do this ".)

Mostly fifthias are found on social media in the form fake ID,s whose purpose and life aim is only spreading propaganda among people and scandalize everything and everyone who is speaking truth or going against army interests, And proving all nation is stands with army ( tho reality is totally opposite). One more characteristic of fifthia is in response of any question they write in comment section "I love army " I love ISI" type things...
Ali.. Hye bro don't you think we must reduce defence budget and allot this to education, health and prosperity of people.
Kashif: No. Are you crazy defense is more important as whole universe is united against Pakistan and you are ghaddar and victim of fifth generation warfare that's why you are talking like this.
Ali : Ignore kashif man.. He is "Fifthia" he also consider COAS as his alternate father....
by The Civil Servant June 20, 2020
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QULFA

"Qulfa" is a slang word used in Pakistan for people who urge on nearly everything without any logic and historical background.

Usually they use abusive language and supernatural or unrealistic approach in response to any logical argument.
Qulfa's are found abundantly on social media and can be observed easily in comment section giving illogical arguments ,pretending most wise person of the centaury and using abusive language against everything which is not matching there dream world and fantasies.
Experts believe it is nearly impossible to convince them logically on any thing as they think from there "Ass" instead of "Brain"
The word qulfa is a "Sanskrit" word meaning brainless.
Qulfaism is a worldwide philosophy which inspired Millon's of brainless people.There are four dimensions of "Qulfa" school of thought ( Defense, current affairs, religion and history). That's why in some parts of the world they are also known as four dimensional chutias.
Pakistani "Qulfas" got there inspirations from zaid Hamid for defence , Haqeqat TV for current affairs, Khadim rizvi for religion and some unknown sources for history.
Ali.. Hye Waqas NASA is doing really great we must follow them to explore the Universe.
Ehtisham.. Shut the fuck up we are 200 years ahead of NASA and in ayoub khan's era we helped NASA in launching space station and in Zia ul haq era we had sent space shuttle to Ploto.
Waqas.. What the hell you are saying bro.
Ehtisham.. Its true, You stupid, asshole ... Traitor. Desi liberal pashteen . get lost from here you raw agent you Afghani nationalist. You kafir.
Ali... Leave Ehtisham man. He is a "Qulfa" yesterday he was saying and urging we have observed from space in musharraf era that earth is flat.
by The Civil Servant June 23, 2020
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